Woman's Intuition

I have to say that my girlfriends intuition about everything is always spot on. They say that women can just know things sometimes and it's totally true. One day she came up to me and she asked me if I ever cheated on her. I was like, what no way baby, I love you till the end of time. But she kept on pushing and pushing so I finally admitted it. I said, yes I was having sex with a fleshlight made out of my favorite pornstar's vagina. She was NOT happy. Anyways, next time your girlfriend asks you if you've been cheating on her and you've been having sex with your favorite pornstar's fleshlight, say no.