Twitter

We here at Twitter.com want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Before you publicly announce your intention to purchase this longstanding social media site please be sure of the following: Log onto Twitter and ask yourself, "Do I want this?" I mean it. Open Twitter and actually say out loud, "Do I want to be the owner of this nightmare?" Go to a group of 10th graders and talk to them about string theory. Did that satisfy a craving for you? No? Oh, did you already tweet about it. Okay, looks like this is happening. Are you sure you don't want to sleep it over? No? Okay...