This Message Will Self-Destruct

If you are reading this message then hopefully there is still time. On October 11th 2024, a comet will enter our atmosphere and NASA will attempt to deflect it however once the resulting explosion will cause our dimension to split into two. Everyone will be randomly tossed into one or the other dimensions causing it to seem as if half of all population has disappeared but in reality it's in a seperate dimension. I tell you this for one reason: Buy stock in Bounty Picker Uper