The Color Of Money

When someone asks you what the color of money is, make sure you walk away. They're going to do this magic trick on you where you give them a hundred dollar bill and then they're going to change it into some neon blue color and at first it's going to be so cool that your face nearly melts off but then the "magician" will start to come up with excuses as to why he can't change the bill back. Now, you're stuck with this fake money AND you're 100 in the hole. Magic sucks.