Strawberry Man

If you are someone that suffers from the fated asian glow like me when you drink alcohol take this as a warning. Don't go to a sushi restaurant and drink four sake bombs because your waitress will laugh at your red face and call you "Strawberry Man." This will hurt your feelings. Everybody will laugh at you and call you "Strawberry Man" forever. You get depressed and then you drink more causing your face to be red again. It's a vicisous cycle. So, please be careful out there.