Smoking

It seemed like a brilliant idea. Replace all the office chairs at Cheapass with bouncing exercise balls because, according to our CEO, sitting is the new smoking. He didn't quite factor in that the average mental age of Cheapasses hovers around six, and, of course, there's non-stop hopping and whacking going on all day with those things. But hey, at least we can skip leg day at the gym. Sexy legs for everyone!