Rumble in the Jungle

One day, Lion’s bowtie went missing. “You stole my bowtie!” he roared at Tiger. Tiger replied, “No I didn't. You’re a big fat liar, Lion.” That was all it took for the duel to begin. They called it the Great Rumble in the Jungle and animals still whisper stories about it to this day. Who won the battle? That depends on who's telling the story.