Row Boat

Take it from me. Never go fishing on a row boat because if you get lucky and snag a twenty foot large tuna fish, it can have the power to tip you over. And if you manage to reel it in, then what? Where are you gonna put that fish? Because you can't throw it back because that's what little girls do and you’re a big man with big man needs. And a big man needs his twenty foot tuna picture or else no girl on tinder is going to swipe right on it. So, the lesson here is to always get a bigger boat.