Texas Pit Masters are the best at making American barbeque. They have generations of recipes and skills that are as skillful and dedicated as japanese sushi masters. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. But they have a secret to their success that nobody knows except for me. They use this special ingrediate only known as barbeque sauce. It's this secret sauce that makes all their cooking so good. Legend has it, it's a sauce that Jesus himself developed. I hope they don't kill me for revealing th—