Paparazzi

Here's how to get rid of the paparazzi. You have to adobt an ugly walk. A totally disgusting, completely horrible dirt walk. Then you have to point in the opposite direction and scream, "Oh my god! Is that's early 2000's popstar Avril Levign?!" Naturally all the paparazzi will turn their heads in disbelief and give you a clean getaway to ugly walk your way to safety.