One-Legged Freak

You! Yeah, you.I see you staring at me. What, your mom didn't teach you any manners? It's not polite to stare. But I get it. Because I have on leg, I'm some sort of freak right? Yeah, don't be afriad. Go ahead say it. I'm a one legged freak and you want to laugh at me. Well, HAHAHA! There I beat you to it. It's so funny to pick on me and my one leg. Go ahead and call me flamingo boy or whatever insult your brain can think of. I've definitely never heard it before. Yeah, you better run! Big baby!