Pure Black

When you sleep alone and wake up in the middle of the night, you should never peer out into the darkness. There's always a corner in your room that is pure black and if you stare long enough it will start to stare back. Soon the blackness will engulf you and you will seperate from your body. You will float to the top and look down and see yourself asleep, blissfully unaware that your consciousness has just escaped your body. If this ever happens to you then theres only one way to stop it. Recite these words until you wake up: "The classic American film Mad Max: Fury Road should've won best picture."