Metal Head

Have you ever gotten hurt so bad that a doctor had to stick metal inside your head? Because that's happened to me a ton of times. Now, I cause a big pile up whenever I go to the airport because they have to pull me aside and wand my skull. I have to be very careful for magnets too because my whole skull is made of metal. The doctors said this was safe, but I have a feeling that he was just saying that so he could get his name in the paper. Next week he's suppose to make more of my bones metal. I don't know what's up with this guy.