Maroon Four

Once upon a time there was a little band of musicians that believed they could be as big as The Beatles. They would practice their little hearts out but no place would book them. Until they stumbled upon an Adam vine. This Adam vine was producing a bunch of tall, falsetto singing band leaders with incredible stage presence. This of course was because of gene editing. The band members picked the ripiest one and named him Adam Levine and then went on to murder the rest of the unrip Adams in fear another band would stumble upon this paradise. This band would go on to become Maroon Five.