Excel Sheet

There are some people in this world that are so boring that they could be the physical embodiment of an excel sheet. Talking to them is like watching paint dry. They have nothing to talk about. And when they do get excited about something, they drone on and on about some lame subject that you have no interest in. Someone should do something about these people. Microsoft are you listening? We need someone to rise up and exterminate these cockaroaches. Who's with me!?