Eggplant Emoji

I sent a girl the eggplant emoji one day and she sent back a peach emoji. I knew she wanted it. I rushed over there and the moment she opened her door I pulled out my johnson. She screamed at me and then called the police. I forgot that I never asked for the address so I just ran to some random girls apartment and then showed her my weeny. Now, I'm surrounded my all sorts of weeny's. Let me tell ya, they don't taste good.