Dink Doink

When you invest in crypto you have to sell hard. You have to buy fast. You take no prisoner. Crypto isn't for the faint of heart. You might get screwed over. Hell, I might screw you over, but that's because I'm a shark and you're a guppy. You want to swim with the big fish then you're just gonna have to take some risks. That's why I'm here to say that the safest risk you can bet on is investing in my brand new crypto coin, Dink Doink.