Busted

You've just been caught red handed by the police. There's no where to run or hide. You are screwed. What do you do? Well, that's where I come in. See you that officer with his pistol aimed at you? He's the target. Grab that bag of potato chips and stomp on it. When it explodes jump over the counter. He will start shooting so do it fast. Once over the counter take that grenade out from your pocket and pull the pin. Toss it over and then BAM! the officer is gone. Wipe yourself off and stroll into the sunset, cowboy.