Brownie Points

They say when you do good deeds you get brownie points. The implication is that these points are like karma and when you die your good karma gets added up and you'll be rewarded in the after life. This is totally wrong. Brownie points are for anal encounters. When someone tells you that you get brownie points after doing something kind, just remember they are telling you: "Hey, keep that up and you'll be able to put your dong in my ass."