Apocalypse Now

I'd like to thank God for everything he's done but I think this creation of yours has hit a limit. Let's put it to bed and bring upon anther devastating apocalypse so that the human race can start over. God, you really messed up with this one. Sorry, but it's true. Maybe what you should've have done is rest on the seventh day because as far as I can tell you're still resting while Earth is slowly becoming inhabitable. Also, what's up with no women priests? Please explain yourself. And magnets. How do they work?