80's Coke Head

If I could choose to be born at anytime in history, I would choose whatever age that gets me to be a full on adult during the 80's. Sure, Reagan is president but everybody is just L-I-V-I-N-G baby. They're all doing rails off of woman's navels and making millions of dollars on the stock market. That's the life that I want. I want to spend my year salary right now in a night's worth of cocain and strippers. The life I could've had!